508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
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you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
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Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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