What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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