i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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