And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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