How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
ok first of all what the fuck
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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