Dual....:-)
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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