All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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