oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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