So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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