these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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