super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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