I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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