I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
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maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
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Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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