: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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