So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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