Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
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And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
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Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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