I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
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