he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
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He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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