Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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