2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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