your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Two words: nipple clamps
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