we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
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God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
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I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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