At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
sarcasm needs its own font
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You need a sexual gate keeper
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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