I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Is it because I queefed?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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