Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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