Can i not drive my cunt home
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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