this boner is exhausting
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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