Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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