He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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