So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
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A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
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Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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