I got chris browned last night
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Boobs speak an international language.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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