We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
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I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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