Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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