Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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