It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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