Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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