nut hugger
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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