Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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