id be glad to
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
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fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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