after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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