Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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