That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
grandma shit on top of the toilet
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Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
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so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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