Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
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I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
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HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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