Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Randomize
