i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
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They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
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he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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