Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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