let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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