need another drink. this is the easiest way
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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