I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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