So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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