dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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