I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
It's not a walk of shame if you run
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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