But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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