Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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