i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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