you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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