Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Randomize
